Friday Five: Five People You Shouldn’t Dress Your Toddler As

Happy Halloween everyone!  In case you’re trying to pull together a last minute costume, here are some inappropriate toddler costumes you should not turn to.juno_2007_737_poster

A Pregnant Teenager

Fit in with all the other parents who try to make their kids grow up too soon and dress your child up as your pregnant teenager! An easy DIY costume, all it takes it a pair of cut-off booty shorts, a small pillow tucked under a t-shirt, and a “I really don’t give a sh*t” attitude!

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Honey Boo Boo

Use up all that make-up that’s been sitting in your bag since high school! This requires a well-deserved spa day with your toddler. Spray tans, bleached hair, manicures, facial waxing, and a headful of curlers will make your kid look just like Honey Boo Boo. Sure, this is an expensive option, but the memories you make will last forever!

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Dr. Walter Palmer and dead Cecil the Lion

A great costume for twins, best friends, or cousins! For Cecil simply add some fake blood to a normal lion costume. Dr. Walter Palmer just needs some camouflage, a safari hat, and a large gun. For extra emphasis and fun have the rest of the family join in as “furious animal rights activists” with some tie-dye and hate signs.

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Meat covered Lady Gaga from the 2010 MTV Video Music Awards

We all know you’re toddler isn’t going to eat that roast you’ve been thawing in the fridge for two days. Slice it into flat strips, grab some string, and tie it onto your toddler’s body! Warning: be cautious of any friendly neighborhood dogs.

 

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