Fortune Cookies for Moms and Dads

When it comes to fortune cookies I appreciate forewarning of wealth or success just as much as the next person, but there are an abundance of other things constantly worrying me.

The following, however, is a list of fortunes that I WOULD appreciate to read.

1. Each forkful is carefully inspected for the smallest hint of this wicked color.

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2. My kids well love me for my eclectic sense of style and easy going personality.

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3. I’m really sorry for yelling after asking you to put your shoes on 14 times.

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4. I just want to wake up ONCE when it’s not still dark outside.  Please God.

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5. Ava wants to be a princess when she grows up.  So that works.

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6. I know we use to own a mop.  It’s…somewhere.

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7. You better believe they will.

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8. They can have vacation homes in all those warm locations…

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9. I don’t think I have to explain this one.

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10. Every parent’s worst fear.

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11.  No surgery required.

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